Ladies Only: Dear Future Husband

dear future husband

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life

Take me on a DATE
I deserve it, babe
And don’t forget the flowers every anniversary
‘Cause if you’ll treat me right
I’ll be the perfect wife
Buying GROCERIES
Buy-buying what you need

You got that 9 to 5
But, baby, so do I
So don’t be thinking I’ll be home and baking apple pies
I never learned to cook
But I can write a hook
Sing along with me
Sing-sing along with me (hey)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I’m acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things you’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that SPECIAL lovin’
Tell me I’m beautiful each and every night

After every fight
Just apologize
And maybe then I’ll let you try and rock my body right
Even if I was wrong
You know I’m never wrong
Why disagree?
Why, why disagree?

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I’m acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life (hey, baby)
Dear future husband,
Make time for me
Don’t leave me lonely
And know we’ll never see YOUR family more than mine

I’ll be sleeping on the left side of the bed (hey)
OPEN doors for me and you might get some kisses
Don’t have a dirty mind
Just be a classy guy
Buy me a ring
Buy-buy me a ring, (babe)

You gotta know how to treat me like a lady
Even when I’m acting crazy
Tell me everything’s alright

Dear future husband,
Here’s a few things
You’ll need to know if you wanna be
My one and only all my life
Dear future husband,
If you wanna get that special loving
Tell me I’m beautiful each and every night

Future husband, better love me right

Above are the lyrics from a song by Meghan Trainor titled “Dear Husband”. Heard the song, loved the lyrics and decided to share it with the ladies. A lesson to single ladies: you literally control your man, if you hand over the mumu button to him then you are at fault. First and foremost, a man should never feel marrying you is doing you a favor, make sure he has the impression that he is privileged to marry you. Secondly, make sure you negotiate your marriage terms before marriage. Terms like, I am not gonna be a house wife, I will not depend on you for money etc. Thirdly, sex is a woman’s most powerful tool, it’s your bargaining chip. If your husband offends you, don’t deny him sex but make the sex as boring as possible. He gets back on track, give him a special reward (I am sure you know what I mean). Fourthly, never ever get too comfortable with your appearance. You are a babe remember, not his mother. Dress like a babe. Make your hair, look like a chick even at home and please no wrappers, we are not in the village era anymore..lol. Lastly, men are not mind readers, don’t assume he will get the point with the crumbs of clues you place everywhere. If you want something, let him know. Be open with your husband and he will appreciate your openness.

EXTRA: Listen to “Dear Future Husband” by Meghan Trainor by clicking HERE

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