What IF banana FALL on you today?

 

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What IF I told you that banana would FALL on you now, what would you say? Lol.

The Nigerian music scene has been laden with so much sexual innuendo that one can’t help but flinch when eating fruits these days.

No fruit or plant has escaped musicians wrath with cassava, cucumber, banana, eggplant all caught in their sexually explicit lingua franca.

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These sexual undertones have endeared most to these artists and their songs but taking a deeper look into the male organ, what do women really have to say about its size and usage?

In an impromptu survey conducted on a group of 10 friends, ‘size matters’ came up tops for 5 participants, 4 went for ‘usage’ while the last one went for something I never heard in my life (we will discuss that much later).
In the view of the ‘size matters’ advocates, as long as the size of a man’s organ isn’t big enough for the width of a woman’s vagina, no matter how good he is, she won’t reach sexual climax.

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The 4 people championing the course for ‘usage’ however insist that size does in fact matter with one going as far as quoting the preacher, Myles Munroe who said “when the purpose is not known, abuse is inevitable”. In the words of two ‘usage’ advocates; “Size doesn’t matter. Some sizes could be big and still not function properly so what matters is how skilled the owner is at using it. Size only adds to the feeling”.

However, out of the 10 people questioned, whereas five chose ‘size’ and four opted for ‘usage’, one stood out completely. The purpose of this article is looking at her very interesting view on the subject matter.

In Halimat’s opinion, size doesn’t matter and usage doesn’t really matter, ‘aura’ matters.
In her words “It all depends on the mind and desire. The mind works in mysterious ways. It creates the picture and sends to the brain which in return produces hormones. For this reason a person can be sexually attracted to a woman who is endowed without her necessarily using that endowment in bed. It’s all about the mind of an individual not the size or usage of the joystick”.

 

It took me a while to understand her point of view but then it hit me.

A girl can fall for the body of a man who’s not good in bed and with a small organ because her mind has taken her satisfaction from the actual sex to the aura surrounding him. Only his hands over her, his kisses, his touch, his tongue, his words, his sweat, his energy makes her achieve climax. Her mind has rewired her brain from the ‘size’ and ‘usage’ mentality to the ‘aura’ mentality. Makes total sense.

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Just like a car owner who loves a particular car, dreams of the car, craves for the car only to get the car and find out that it consumes too much fuel or doesn’t drive as he had wished fast. His love for the car would require his brain to ignore the other elements not working to his taste.

Same way a girl can love a guy that cheats but still stay in the relationship because he takes good care of her and makes her happy.
The same way a man can stay with a lady girl in bed because her booty is made of silicon.

Same way a girl can become a single mother for Davido just because of the aura (fame, money, influence, power, personality) he carries around with him.
Think about it.

So when next you are asked the question, does size matter. Maybe your answer should be, ‘no, size doesn’t matter, aura does’.

On a different note, maybe we are just crazy and might never know what women really want…lol

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When The Pen is The Right Size

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Looking back at my early teenage years growing up, one event remains ever vivid in my memory and shaped my perception of sex forever.

I don’t know if I would tag what happened that fateful day a cruel punishment or a sick joke but what transpired between my roommates and the “evil seniors” was hella cruel.

We had just finished eating dinner in the hostel and had gone to the hostel to sleep when a senior called for a junior from our room for whatever purpose known to him.

A Senior simply had to say “Junior come to my room” and available juniors in that room were to rush to the senior with immediate alacrity.

So senior says “Junior come to my room” and everyone including myself pretends to be sleeping. Senior proceeds to the room, wakes everyone up and matches us to his room for punishment.

Senior and his mates with their sick sense of humor proceeds to humiliate us by making us all remove our trousers and for them to examine our dicks.

Every boy’s private part was scrutinized with small James a butt of most of their jokes.
“Will this one even impregnate a girl? With his penis like pencil” one said while the others laughed.

We were barely 13 years old so you can imagine the embarrassment on our innocent faces.

The biggest dicks were allowed to go back to the room unpunished while the ones with the smallest dicks were to be whipped with belts and made to wash all the seniors clothes.

That experience invariably implanted the notion that the bigger a man’s dick, the more manly he is and the more attractive he was to girls. Simple.

But (a big but actually), becoming sexually active has taught me something drastically different about the “the bigger the better” notion.

When I was younger, I never gave much thought to the size of my penis. I was well endowed growing up and I was very pleased with what nature had given me, I expected my partners to be happy with it, too.

Wrong!!!

Sex isn’t meant to be unpleasant and I didn’t want to hurt anybody but even when I was trying to be gentle it seemed unavoidable, and I found that hard to accept. I was apparently too big and that became my curse.

Concerning the size of a man’s penis and satisfying a woman, I have experienced the “too big” level and also heard “too small” tales wherein a lady is asking her partner if he’s in when he is actually in. Depressing stories.

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Every single woman is an individual, so I can’t generalize for all women but its safe to say that a woman’s preference for the size of a man’s penis is mainly dependent on two factors; the width of her vagina and her pain tolerance level.

For example, it would be suicidal for a virgin looking to open her sexual account to open with a large audience (I’m sure you get my drift..lol).

Alternatively, women who have given birth vaginally to children, and/or are sexually active would most likely be a little wider down there and more adventurous. These women may prefer men who are a little bit thicker (but not necessarily longer).

Some women can have just a little bit wider vagina than other women do and the width of her vagina would naturally determine the size of penis she becomes comfortable accommodating.

Pain threshold on the other hand is the maximum level of pain that a person is able to tolerate. Some ladies have a higher pain tolerance level than others which would make taking a bigger dick a risk worth taking and the more pain she tolerates, the further her pain threshold (the point at which pain begins to be felt) is pushed and the gradually her hormones and mind converts the pain to pleasure.

In fact, where size is concerned, most women think it’s girth (width) that matters, not length. Ladies just want to be able to feel you inside of them. Simple.

One very important point: most women do not orgasm through penis-in-vagina intercourse. Some do (approximately 25%, from what I hear). The remaining 75% need a man to focus on stimulating her clitoris and/or other parts of her vulva, and/or her G-spot. This can be done with the penis, but in that case the size of your penis really doesn’t matter one bit. And a majority of women seem to prefer oral sex (cunnilingus). No penis needed at all.

For women, achieving orgasm isn’t a simple in-and-out procedure the way it is for men. You’re going to have to start all over again with every single woman you have sex with, learning what works for her. So you may be figuring out by now, verbal communication is key. Ask her.

So anyone that tells you that ladies prefer it big isn’t entirely truthful with you.

In as much as ladies don’t like small dicks, no one wants to encounter a womb destroyer.

Long story short: it matters somewhat, but how said person is in bed (and how willing they are to be flexible and do what needs to be done for their partner) is way more important.” Becky

The most important thing to satisfying a lady is more what they do with their hands and mouth, rather than the penis being the only sexual effort!

Size is nice and definitely a plus, but if a guy know how to use it and have other ‘skills,’ then sometimes it doesn’t matter.

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References:
25 Women Share Their Thoughts on Whether Penis Size Matters on Bustle.com

43 Love Secrets on AskMen.com

How Women Really Feel About Penis Size on PsychologytToday.com

Does Size Really Matter on Mariecliare.co.uk

Why Does Size Matter to Almost Every Female on Quora.com

Dictionary of Sexual Words (R-Z)

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READ: Dictionary of Sexual Words  (E-H)

READ: Dictionary of Sexual Words (I-P)

Rape
When someone is forced to have sex against their will and without giving permission (consent) it is called rape. Rape is against the law and is taken very seriously by the police.

Rack
Breasts.

Raincoat
Condom.

Randy
Horny.

Reverse Cowgirl
A sex position in which the woman rides atop the man while facing away from him.

Retarded Ejaculation
also known as delayed ejaculation, is a condition known as ejaculatory incompetence in which a man is unable to ejaculate even though he is highly sexually aroused.

Reverse Missionary
Doggy-style in which the bottom lies on her stomach.

Rimming
A person uses their mouth and tongue to stimulate or pleasure another person’s anus. Occasionally it can lead to serious gut infections and you can also catch Hepatitis from rimming.

Runs Girl
is a girl mostly educated School girl who exchanges money for sexual favors. Major difference between a prostitute and a run girls is that the former stands on the road solliciting for customers while the later gets private and often secret sexual jobs.
Sapiosexual
Attracted to intelligent people.

Scrotum
The bag of skin that contains a man’s testicles.

Sexual Assault
is any involuntary sexual act in which a person is threatened, coerced, or forced to engage against their will, or any non-consensual sexual touching of such person.

Semen (also knows as sperm)
A fluid that contains a mixture of secretions from a guy’s reproductive glands and sperm cells. Semen comes out from the guy’s penis when he ejaculates.

Sexual Abstinence
is the practice of refraining from some or all aspects of sexual activity for moral, medical, psychological, legal, social, financial, or religious reasons.

Sexual Arousal
Also known as getting turned on or being horny. Something happens to make you feel in the mood for sex, you could be alone or with a partner when this occurs.

Sexual History
All the people you have had a sexual relationships with during your life.

Sexual Intercourse
Sexual contact between two people, usually involving insertion of a man’s erect penis into a woman’s vagina.

Sexually Transmited Infections (STIs)
Infections that are passed on in sexual activity. There are up to 25 STIs, some of which are more common and dangerous than others. The best way to protect against them is to always use a condom.

Sexting
Sending sexual text messages or images electronically.

Sixty-Eight, 68
When one partner receives oral sex without returning the favor. He owes her one.

Sixty-Nine, 69
A sex position that allows for both partners to simultaneously give and receive oral sex.

Shag
Another name for having sex.

Sheath
Another word for a condom.

Snog
To kiss and caress each other.

Sodomite
One who participates in sexual acts, particularly anal sex, that are considered deviant by the surrounding culture.

Sterilisation
When a man or a woman has an operation to prevent getting pregnant, or getting their partner pregnant.

Straight
Another word for heterosexual.

Syphilis
A sexually transmitted infection, which may go unnoticed and can spread without either partner knowing. It is passed during sex or sexual activity and can be serious if left untreated.

Swinging
is a consensual sex involving the exchange of marital partners for sexual purposes.

 

Tampons
Absorbent cotton tubes a woman puts inside her vagina when she’s having a period to absorb menstrual blood.

Termination
Another word for an abortion. An operation to end a pregnancy.

Testicles
The two balls under a man’s penis where sperm is produced.

Testosterone
A male hormone produced in the testicles.

Tripsolagnophilia
A fetish for getting or giving massages.

Trisexual
A person who will try anything when it comes to sex.

 

Unerect Penis
A guy’s penis when it is in its natural state, soft and un-aroused.

Unplanned Pregnancy
A pregnancy that is not planned and is upsetting to the girl who has become pregnant.

Unprotected sex
Having sex without using any contraception which may lead to pregnancy or catching an STI.

 

Vagina
The passage that runs from a girl’s genitals up to her womb.

Vagitarian
One whose sexual urges are satisfied almost exclusively by performing cunnilingus on others.

Vajabond
A man who wanders from vagina to vagina, never settling in one for too long.

Va-j-j, Vajayjay, Vajaja, Vjayjay
Vagina. Origins: Oprah.

Vicarphilia
A fetish for living vicariously through others. Often involves listening to other people’s sexcapades.

Voluptuous
An adjective that is used to describe a curvy woman with large breasts and or a large ass.

Vibrator
is an electrically driven sex machine that vibrates when placed on the clitoris.

Virgin
Someone who has never had sexual intercourse.

Vulva
Another word for a girl’s genitals.

 

Wet Dreams
When a boy ejaculates while he is asleep and a natural part of sexual development.

Withdrawal
An unreliable method of contraception where a guy takes his penis out of the girl’s vagina before he ejaculates.

Womb
Also called a uterus, the womb is a pear-shaped organ in a girl’s body that a baby can grow inside.

 

X-rated
A term usually used about films where the content is judged to be suitable for adults only as it may be sexually explicit or very violent.

 

Let’s look at some sexual abbreviations

ATF = all-time favourite.
Aunt Flo = menstruation, period.
BCD = behind closed doors.
Blue pill = natural enhancers.
Blue Jay = blow job.
CDS = come for doggy style.
FBSM = full body sensual massage.
FIV = finger in vagina.
GSM= g-spot massage.
PIV = penis in vagina,
ATTEMPTS = trying to orgasm,
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you,
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees,
French kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion,
LK = light kissing, closed mouth.

References:
Get acquainted with some sexual dialect by Funmi Akingbade
Getting It On via http://www.gettingiton.org.uk/a-z.php
Daily Loaf: dirty sex Dictionary via http://cltampa.com/dailyloaf/archives/2012/09/16/dirty-sex-dictionary

Dictionary of Sexual Words (I-P)

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READ: Dictionary of Sexual Words  (E-H)
Icolagnia
is a fetish for looking at nude photos, images, or statues.

Illegitimate Child
is a child conceived out of wedlock, and often rejected by the father.

Impotence
is when a man can’t get an erection.

In Heat
is when a female’s body is capable of conception. During this period hormones are released that make the female more solicitous of, and receptive to, sex.

Incest
When people who are related, like brothers and sisters, have sex with each other.

Inchworm
is a small penis.

Indicator of Interest, IOI
is a sign a person gives off, often unconsciously, to signal attraction. This encompasses a wide range of behaviors that is different for each sex and person, but which can include playing with one’s hair, offering to buy a drink, asking another person’s name, physical contact…

Infection
is an illness caused by a germ or virus.

Infertility
means one cannot get pregnant (conceive) as of when desired. There are two types of infertility: primary infertility refers to couples who have not become pregnant after at least one year having sex without using birth control methods. Secondary infertility refers to couples who have been able to get pregnant at least once, but now are unable.

Ingénue
is a naïve or sexually inexperienced girl.

Inter-coarse
is sex with a painful amount of friction.

Inter-corpse
is sex with a partner who just lies there, detached and unanimated.

Inter-course
is sex in which penetration occurs.

Internet Beauty
is one who can maker herself look attractive online but not in person.

Intimate, Intimacy
1. Sex. 2. Characterized as knowing someone in a very private and personal way.

Irish Toothache
pregnant.

Irish Twins
siblings born in the same calendar year.

Irregular Periods
periods that change each month and do not happen every 28 days. Periods are controlled by hormones and irregular ones are usually part of the normal changes that happen to teenagers.
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Jack Off
1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man.

Jackal
is an opportunistic man who has sex with anyone he can, often through devious means. He often has sex with the friends of the hot girls his alpha friends meet. Also, a man with no moral compass when it comes to sex.

Jawbreaker
is a large penis.

Jelly Belly
is ejaculating on a partner’s stomach
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Jerk Off
1. Male masturbation. 2. A worthless man. Synonym: jack off.

John
a prostitute’s customer.

Joy Juice
is natural female lubrication.

Jump Start
is to wake a partner or to get them in the mood for sex with foreplay.

Junk in the Trunk
Large ass.

Kissing
When two people put their mouths together for pleasure.

KY Jelly
is a kind of lubricant you can buy which may make sex easier or more pleasurable.

Labia majora
is the thicker, outside labia layer of the vagina.

Labia minora
is the inner flaps of flesh.

Labia
The flaps of skin on either side of a girl’s vagina.

Lecher
is a man who is obsessed with having sex with women.

Lesbian
A girl who fancies other girls.

Lesbophilia
is a fetish among men who are aroused by girl-on-girl sex.

Lexis
is the 69 sex position.

Libido
Another word for sex-drive.

Licking Out
When someone uses their mouth to stimulate a woman’s genitals.

Lingerie
sexually arousing underwear that accentuates the good and hides the bad parts of a woman’s physique, such as lifting her breasts and compressing her stomach.

Lipstick Lesbian
A woman who dates and marries men but who will kiss or have sex with other attractive women for attention, to get off, or for money.

Love Bite
When someone sucks or gently bites the skin of another person leaving a red mark.

Love Glove
Condom

Lubrication
A slippery fluid you can use to make sex easier and more fun.

Masturbation
is when a person touches his own sex organs to have pleasure. It often results in an orgasm. Masturbating may be done alone, but can also be done with another person, or with the use of vibrators and dildos, but it is often done with just a person’s hand. Studies have shown that the large number of people who masturbate regularly, heavily and habitually later develop problem with their erection and sexual performance, cases like weak erection, premature ejaculation, weak ejaculation and erectile dysfunction are always an aftermath of habitual heavy masturbation. Also called wanking.

Menstruation
Another way of saying when a girl has her period.

Midwife
A healthcare worker who looks after pregnant women and helps to deliver babies.

Miscarriage
When a foetus (unborn baby), comes out of a girl’s womb before it is old enough to survive outside its’ mother’s body. Also called ‘losing a baby’.

Morning After
Another name for emergency pills. Taken up to 72 hours after unprotected sex the morning after pill prevents pregnancy.

Nipples
The raised bits of skin at the centre of each breast, nipples are usually harder and darker in colour than the rest of a girl’s breast, or a boy’s chest.

Nymphomaniac
one who is psychologically addicted too, or dependent on, sex.

 

Oestrogen
One of the female hormones that controls reproduction.

One Night Stand
When you have sex with someone but don’t go on to have a relationship with them.

Oral Sex
Using the mouth and tongue to pleasure and stimulate a guy’s penis or a woman’s vagina.

Orgasm
The peak of sexual pleasure, orgasms are different for everyone and not everyone has an orgasm every time they have sex.

Ovaries
Ovaries are the female reproductive glands. They hold and develop eggs and make hormones called oestrogen and progesterone.

Ovulation
When a girl’s ovaries produce eggs.

 

Paedophilia
When a grown up has unlawful sex with an underage child.

Parthenophilia
A fetish for virgins.

Penetrative
When a vagina, or anus is penetrated by a boy’s penis, or some sort of object (such as a sex toy).

Penis
A guy’s sexual organ.

Period
Once a girl reaches puberty she will have a menstrual bleed, or period, each month. The bleeding happens when an egg is not fertilised and comes out of the vagina.

Petting
Another word for foreplay.

Phallophilia
A fetish for large penises.

Philander
To engage in sexual affairs with a woman whom a man has no intention of marrying.

Philanderer
A man who seeks out sexual affairs with no intention of getting married.

Philemaphobia
A fear of kissing.

Phone Sex
Talking about sex with someone over the phone either by chatting or calling.

Pictophilia
A fetish for watching porn.

Player
A person who approaches seduction as a game.

Pop the Cherry
Taking a woman’s virginity.

Pornography
Films, books or pictures that are intended to make you feel sexually excited.

Pregnancy Test
A test which shows whether or not you are pregnant. You can buy a test from a chemist or supermarket and it will usually contain two sticks which you pee (urinate) on. The tests detect a hormone that is only in a girl’s system if she is pregnant.

Pregnancy
When a baby is growing inside a girl’s body, she is pregnant.

Premature Ejaculation
is a condition also known as rapid ejaculation. This is a sexual response problem in which a man consistently feels he has little or no control over the timing of his build-up to ejaculation. Lots of different things can cause this to happen, including overexcitement, performance anxiety, inexperience, etc.

Prostate Gland
A walnut-sized gland just below a guy’s bladder. It supplies the fluid to make sperm.

Prostitute
is someone whose professional job is to exchange money for sexual favours.

Puberty
The time when girls’ and boys’ bodies start to change and become sexually mature. Puberty usually starts between the ages of 9 and 13, but some people are much younger or older. Puberty takes a long time and affects you emotionally as well as physically. Puberty is triggered by certain hormones, or chemicals, inside your body.

Pubic Hair
The hair that starts to grow around the genitals of both boys and girls at puberty.

Pubic Lice
Lice that live only in pubic hair, usually passed on by sexual contact.

Pygophilia
A fetish for butts, specifically seeing, touching, or playing with a butt.
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