What IF banana FALL on you today?

 

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What IF I told you that banana would FALL on you now, what would you say? Lol.

The Nigerian music scene has been laden with so much sexual innuendo that one can’t help but flinch when eating fruits these days.

No fruit or plant has escaped musicians wrath with cassava, cucumber, banana, eggplant all caught in their sexually explicit lingua franca.

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These sexual undertones have endeared most to these artists and their songs but taking a deeper look into the male organ, what do women really have to say about its size and usage?

In an impromptu survey conducted on a group of 10 friends, ‘size matters’ came up tops for 5 participants, 4 went for ‘usage’ while the last one went for something I never heard in my life (we will discuss that much later).
In the view of the ‘size matters’ advocates, as long as the size of a man’s organ isn’t big enough for the width of a woman’s vagina, no matter how good he is, she won’t reach sexual climax.

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The 4 people championing the course for ‘usage’ however insist that size does in fact matter with one going as far as quoting the preacher, Myles Munroe who said “when the purpose is not known, abuse is inevitable”. In the words of two ‘usage’ advocates; “Size doesn’t matter. Some sizes could be big and still not function properly so what matters is how skilled the owner is at using it. Size only adds to the feeling”.

However, out of the 10 people questioned, whereas five chose ‘size’ and four opted for ‘usage’, one stood out completely. The purpose of this article is looking at her very interesting view on the subject matter.

In Halimat’s opinion, size doesn’t matter and usage doesn’t really matter, ‘aura’ matters.
In her words “It all depends on the mind and desire. The mind works in mysterious ways. It creates the picture and sends to the brain which in return produces hormones. For this reason a person can be sexually attracted to a woman who is endowed without her necessarily using that endowment in bed. It’s all about the mind of an individual not the size or usage of the joystick”.

 

It took me a while to understand her point of view but then it hit me.

A girl can fall for the body of a man who’s not good in bed and with a small organ because her mind has taken her satisfaction from the actual sex to the aura surrounding him. Only his hands over her, his kisses, his touch, his tongue, his words, his sweat, his energy makes her achieve climax. Her mind has rewired her brain from the ‘size’ and ‘usage’ mentality to the ‘aura’ mentality. Makes total sense.

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Just like a car owner who loves a particular car, dreams of the car, craves for the car only to get the car and find out that it consumes too much fuel or doesn’t drive as he had wished fast. His love for the car would require his brain to ignore the other elements not working to his taste.

Same way a girl can love a guy that cheats but still stay in the relationship because he takes good care of her and makes her happy.
The same way a man can stay with a lady girl in bed because her booty is made of silicon.

Same way a girl can become a single mother for Davido just because of the aura (fame, money, influence, power, personality) he carries around with him.
Think about it.

So when next you are asked the question, does size matter. Maybe your answer should be, ‘no, size doesn’t matter, aura does’.

On a different note, maybe we are just crazy and might never know what women really want…lol

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When The Pen is The Right Size

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Looking back at my early teenage years growing up, one event remains ever vivid in my memory and shaped my perception of sex forever.

I don’t know if I would tag what happened that fateful day a cruel punishment or a sick joke but what transpired between my roommates and the “evil seniors” was hella cruel.

We had just finished eating dinner in the hostel and had gone to the hostel to sleep when a senior called for a junior from our room for whatever purpose known to him.

A Senior simply had to say “Junior come to my room” and available juniors in that room were to rush to the senior with immediate alacrity.

So senior says “Junior come to my room” and everyone including myself pretends to be sleeping. Senior proceeds to the room, wakes everyone up and matches us to his room for punishment.

Senior and his mates with their sick sense of humor proceeds to humiliate us by making us all remove our trousers and for them to examine our dicks.

Every boy’s private part was scrutinized with small James a butt of most of their jokes.
“Will this one even impregnate a girl? With his penis like pencil” one said while the others laughed.

We were barely 13 years old so you can imagine the embarrassment on our innocent faces.

The biggest dicks were allowed to go back to the room unpunished while the ones with the smallest dicks were to be whipped with belts and made to wash all the seniors clothes.

That experience invariably implanted the notion that the bigger a man’s dick, the more manly he is and the more attractive he was to girls. Simple.

But (a big but actually), becoming sexually active has taught me something drastically different about the “the bigger the better” notion.

When I was younger, I never gave much thought to the size of my penis. I was well endowed growing up and I was very pleased with what nature had given me, I expected my partners to be happy with it, too.

Wrong!!!

Sex isn’t meant to be unpleasant and I didn’t want to hurt anybody but even when I was trying to be gentle it seemed unavoidable, and I found that hard to accept. I was apparently too big and that became my curse.

Concerning the size of a man’s penis and satisfying a woman, I have experienced the “too big” level and also heard “too small” tales wherein a lady is asking her partner if he’s in when he is actually in. Depressing stories.

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Every single woman is an individual, so I can’t generalize for all women but its safe to say that a woman’s preference for the size of a man’s penis is mainly dependent on two factors; the width of her vagina and her pain tolerance level.

For example, it would be suicidal for a virgin looking to open her sexual account to open with a large audience (I’m sure you get my drift..lol).

Alternatively, women who have given birth vaginally to children, and/or are sexually active would most likely be a little wider down there and more adventurous. These women may prefer men who are a little bit thicker (but not necessarily longer).

Some women can have just a little bit wider vagina than other women do and the width of her vagina would naturally determine the size of penis she becomes comfortable accommodating.

Pain threshold on the other hand is the maximum level of pain that a person is able to tolerate. Some ladies have a higher pain tolerance level than others which would make taking a bigger dick a risk worth taking and the more pain she tolerates, the further her pain threshold (the point at which pain begins to be felt) is pushed and the gradually her hormones and mind converts the pain to pleasure.

In fact, where size is concerned, most women think it’s girth (width) that matters, not length. Ladies just want to be able to feel you inside of them. Simple.

One very important point: most women do not orgasm through penis-in-vagina intercourse. Some do (approximately 25%, from what I hear). The remaining 75% need a man to focus on stimulating her clitoris and/or other parts of her vulva, and/or her G-spot. This can be done with the penis, but in that case the size of your penis really doesn’t matter one bit. And a majority of women seem to prefer oral sex (cunnilingus). No penis needed at all.

For women, achieving orgasm isn’t a simple in-and-out procedure the way it is for men. You’re going to have to start all over again with every single woman you have sex with, learning what works for her. So you may be figuring out by now, verbal communication is key. Ask her.

So anyone that tells you that ladies prefer it big isn’t entirely truthful with you.

In as much as ladies don’t like small dicks, no one wants to encounter a womb destroyer.

Long story short: it matters somewhat, but how said person is in bed (and how willing they are to be flexible and do what needs to be done for their partner) is way more important.” Becky

The most important thing to satisfying a lady is more what they do with their hands and mouth, rather than the penis being the only sexual effort!

Size is nice and definitely a plus, but if a guy know how to use it and have other ‘skills,’ then sometimes it doesn’t matter.

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References:
25 Women Share Their Thoughts on Whether Penis Size Matters on Bustle.com

43 Love Secrets on AskMen.com

How Women Really Feel About Penis Size on PsychologytToday.com

Does Size Really Matter on Mariecliare.co.uk

Why Does Size Matter to Almost Every Female on Quora.com

69 Sex Quotes That Make Sense

 

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Since I am not allowed to talk about sex without people insinuating that I am having it, let me leave others to do the talking…lol.  Most of these quotes are cocky, some funny, others inspirational but all are very true. Sit back, relax and enjoy.

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Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go it’s pretty damn good.
– Woody Allen

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.
– Andy Warhol

Sex is… perfectly natural. It’s something that’s pleasurable. It’s enjoyable and it enhances a relationship. So why don’t we learn as much as we can about it and become comfortable with ourselves as sexual human beings because we are all sexual?
– Sue Johanson

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. “Yes” is the answer.
– Swami X

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Sex is as important as eating or drinking and we ought to allow the one appetite to be satisfied with as little restraint or false modesty as the other.
– Marquis de Sade

Everything in the world is about sex except sex. Sex is about power.
– Oscar Wilde

Sex is always about emotions. Good sex is about free emotions; bad sex is about blocked emotions.
– Deepak Chopra

I like threesomes with two women, not because I’m a cynical sexual predator. Oh no! But because I’m a romantic. I’m looking for “The One.” And I’ll find her more quickly if I audition two at a time.
– Russell Brand

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The only unnatural sex act is that which you cannot perform.
– Alfred Kinsey

I am not saying renounce sex, I am saying transform it. It need not remain just biological: bring some spirituality to it. While making love, meditate too. While making love, be prayerful. Love should not be just a physical act; pour your soul into it.
– Osho

I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.
– Jeanette Winterston

To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent. She can’t wait to disprove it.
– Cary Grant

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“If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library.”
– Frank Zappa

“I went to Catholic school and they basically just said don’t have sex, but would never explain anything.”
– Khloe Kardashian

“A man is basically as faithful as his options.”
– Chris Rock

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
– Billy Crystal

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don’t need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.”
– Audrey Hepburn

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Don’t knock masturbation — it’s sex with someone I love.
– Woody Allen

“Good sex is like good bridge. If you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.”
– Mae West

“I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody’s face while we’re having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?”
— Laura Kightlinger

“Women fake orgasms and men fake finances.”
― Suze Orman

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“The only time a woman has a true orgasm is when she’s shopping.”
—Joan Rivers

“It’s absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.”
― Jarod Kintz

“Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing.”
― Woody Allen

“Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”
― Barbara Bush

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“But when a woman decides to sleep with a man, there is no wall she will not scale, no fortress she will not destroy, no moral consideration she will not ignore at its very root”
― Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez

“You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither.”
― Steve Martin

“My mother told me that life isn’t always about pleasing yourself and that sometimes you have to do things for the sole benefit of another human being. I completely agreed with her, but reminded her that that was what blow jobs were for.”
― Chelsea Handler

“Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope.”
― George Burns

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“Sex is a part of nature. I go along with nature.”
― Marilyn Monroe

“Sex is great until you die, but it’s never as great as it was when you were a kid, when it was a mystery.”
―David Duchovny

“I write about sex because often it feels like the most important thing in the world.”
―Jeanette Winterston

“Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.”
― Billy Crystal

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“Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.”
― Robert A. Heinlein, writer

“I need more sex, OK? Before I die I wanna taste everyone in the world.”
― Angelina Jolie

“I just feel like every kid is growing up too fast and they’re seeing too much. Everything is about sex, and that’s fine for me. I’m not saying I don’t like it. But I don’t think it should be everywhere, where kids are exposed to everything sexual. Because they have to have some innocence; there’s just no innocence left.”
― Ellen DeGeneres

“I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was ‘the man goes on top and the woman underneath.’ For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds.”
― Joan Rivers

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“Sex is the driving force on the planet. We should embrace it, not see it as the enemy.”
― Hugh Hefner

“Sex is like money; only too much is enough.”
― John Updike, novelist

“I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.”
― Zsa Zsa Gabour

“I need sex for a clear complexion, but I’d rather do it for love.”
― Joan Crawford

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“Kissing – and I mean like, yummy, smacking kissing – is the most delicious, most beautiful and passionate thing that two people can do, bar none. Better than sex, hands down.”
― Drew Barrymore

“Sex is hardly ever just about sex.”
― Shirley MacLaine

“Maybe our generation is more about sex, but it feels like romance is dying out.”
― Orlando Bloom

“I want to wait to have sex until I’m married.”
― Britney Spears

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“Sex is full of lies. The body tries to tell the truth. But, it’s usually too battered with rules to be heard, and bound with pretenses so it can hardly move. We cripple ourselves with lies.”
– Jim Morrison

“Sex is a part of love. You shouldn’t go around doing it unless you are in love.”
Bettie Page

“An intellectual is a person who’s found one thing that’s more interesting than sex.”
– Aldous Huxley

Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should be given homework.
– Bill Cosby

“There are two things people want more than sex and money… recognition and praise.”
– Mary Kay Ash

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“The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it.”
― Woody Allen

“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
― Hunter S. Thompson

“She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to. 
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― Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

“Sex is an emotion in motion.”
― Mae West

“Flirting is a woman’s trade, one must keep in practice.”
― Charlotte Brontë, Jane Eyre

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“Someone told me the delightful story of the crusader who put a chastity belt on his wife and gave the key to his best friend for safekeeping, in case of his death. He had ridden only a few miles away when his friend, riding hard, caught up with him, saying ‘You gave me the wrong key!”
― Anaïs Nin

“I believe that good sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can’t buy.”
― Steve Martin

“Reading—it’s the third best thing to do in bed.”
― Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible

“A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she’s a tramp.”
― Joan Rivers

“Its too painful” is the story of my sex life”
– Kurtis Smith

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“If a man can possess a woman sexually -really possess- he won’t need to control her ideas, her opinions, her clothes, her friends, even her other lovers.”
― Toni Bentley

“The function of muscle is to pull and not to push, except in the case of the genitals and the tongue.”
― Leonardo da Vinci

“Software is like sex: it’s better when it’s free.”
– Linus Torvalds

“I want people – especially young girls – to know that in life, nothing is going to be based on sex appeal. You’ve got to have something else to go with that.”
– Nicki Minaj

 

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“I’m such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own.”
― Woody Allen

“For women, the best aphrodisiacs are words. The G-spot is in the ears. He who looks for it below there is wasting his time.”
― Isabel Allende

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References:

“Quotes about Sex” via: http://www.goodreads.com
“50 Famous Sex Quotes” via: http://www.stylecaster.com
“15 Funny Quotes About Sex From Famous Women We Love” via: http://www.yourtango.com
“Sex quotes” via: http://www.brainyquotes.com
“69 Greatest quotes about sex” via: http://www.thoughtcatalog.com